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"There's a kid walking down, in a cold Alley way"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"Who's a pedophile, and a tranny loser"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"Who moons 13 year olds, and let them feel his ass"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"And his partner Jayy, helpin him rape kids here and there"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
*guitar solo*
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
"If you're all alone, with a innocent child"
"pick up the phone and call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"ooh I'm afraid of Dahvie"
"I'm afraid of Dahvie"
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"Yeah, who da-ted, Jessi Slau-gh-ter"
"baby you better call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
*drum solo*
"lemme tell you somethin"
"CALLIN DAHVIE MAKES ME FEEL BAD"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"I'm a kid afraid of Dahvie"
"DON'T GET CAUGHT BY DAHVIE, NO NO NO"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"when he comes through yo door"
"hide yo kids in their rooms"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
"who ya gonna call"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"You better call"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"can't hear you"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"louder"
"DAHVIE VANITY"
"who can't you call"
"DAHVIE VANITY!"
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''By ''
''I only take credit for the lyrics. For the melody and song that's in your mind, that credit goes to Ray Parker, Jr.''